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Don Tote

600+ Don Coolio Pre-Orders So Far

Don Tote

$60.00 USD

Soft cooler disguised as a beach bag. Holds 24 cans, looks good doing it, and keeps everything cold while you pretend you have your life together.

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Features & Benefits
  • Padded Shoulder Strap Comfortable carrying even when loaded with 24 cans. Doesn't dig into your shoulder on longer walks.

  • Holds 24 Cans | Cold for 60 Hours Perfect for beach days, picnics, or grocery runs that turn into impromptu hangs. Stays cold for over two days.

  • Wide Opening Design Easy loading and unloading. No wrestling with zippers to grab a drink. Quick access when you need it.

  • Collapsible & Easy to Store Folds flat when empty. At 1.6 lbs, you'll barely notice you're carrying it.

  • Welded Waterproof Lining Sealed tighter than your mouth after tequila. Ice melts inside, not all over your stuff.

  • Climbing Rope Handles Tested for real weight. Durable enough for daily abuse, stylish enough you'll actually use it.

  • Daisy Chain Attachment Points Clip on extras - bottle opener, keys, whatever. Hangs on SUPs, bikes, or hooks.

  • Weather-Resistant Zippers Handles sand, spills, and summer storms. Keeps contents dry and cold sealed in.

  • 900D Polyester Construction Military-grade fabric that survives drops, sand, and being stuffed in trunks repeatedly.

  • Zippered Accessory Pocket Front pocket for phone, wallet, sunscreen. Easy access without digging through drinks.
Cold Hard Specs
  • Chill Time: 60 hours (tested at 70°F with ice + drinks)
  • Dimensions: 14" H x 16" W x 6" D
  • Capacity: 12L | 24 cans
  • Weight: 1.6 lbs
  • Material: 900D Polyester outer
  • Lining: RF welded TPU-coated waterproof lining
  • Insulation: 1.5cm closed-cell foam
  • Zippers: Weather-resistant coated zippers
  • Handles: Climbing rope handles + padded shoulder strap
  • Features: Daisy chain attachment points, zippered accessory pocket, wide opening design, collapsible

Bundle and CHILL

⚠️ Warning: may attract compliments and spontaneous plans.

"Don Coolio proves that chill is a design philosophy, not just a temperature."

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Shauna Kay

Shauna Kay

1m

Maybe i don't want to take it to the bbq. Maybe i want to take it to work for my infinite amount of snacks and coffee!
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Casey Jane

Casey Jane

1d

You had me at sloth in a sombrero.
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Andrew Ahi

Andrew Ahi

25m

lunch breaks are better with Don coolio ❤️
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David Vargas

David Vargas

I´ve been looking for a new backpack cooler for a while now!! Nothings caught my eye! I found your design on Instagram and I´m digging it!!!
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"Life's Too Short to Move Fast"

Typing this from a hammock. No apologies.

Tried to buy a cooler once. They all looked like filing cabinets with handles. Gray. Boring. Built by people who've never been to a beach.

So I made Don Coolio.

Soft-sided. Colorful. Keeps your drinks cold and your vibe colder.

For people who measure time in sunsets, not meetings.


stay frosty,

GOOGLE SAID "SOFT COOLERS"
WE SAID "HOLD MY BEER"

We make soft coolers for people who know good gear shouldn't try so hard. Don Coolio is for those who value durability and personality over hype, rather than bland corporate products, disposable junk, and gear that forgets fun exists.

Limited-Lifetime Warranty

Designed in Bend, Oregon

Built for Real Life (and fun)

Welded Waterproof Lining

Frequently asked questions

How long does Don Coolio actually keep things cold? Can it handle my epic 12-hour backyard corn hole tournament?

You bet it can! Our coolers are designed to keep your beverages frosty for 36-72+ hours (depending on the style), ensuring your drinks stay perfectly chilled from the first toss to the championship celebration. (Results may vary based on external temperatures and how often you open it to grab another cold one.)

How many cans can a Don Coolio hold? Asking for a friend who's really thirsty.

Our flagship model, for example, comfortably holds up to 36 standard cans (or equivalent beverages). Plenty of room for you and your thirsty friends. Check the product page for specific capacities for each personality!

Where are your products manufactured?

Our products are designed in Bend, Oregon, and manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

When will I get my Don Coolio?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

How much does shipping cost?

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

What is the return policy?

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn’t the case, let us know and we’ll do our best to work with you to make it right.