DON COOLIO PRESENTS

Life is the best teacher and Professor Don has been paying attention.
Cold drinks in hand, nowhere to rush, and soft coolers built for the days that actually matter.
Welcome to class.

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Five new packs for every chapter of life — school, university, work, and the parts nobody warned you about.

How does the $1 reservation work? Am I buying a cooler right now?

Not quite! Your $1 reservation secures your spot on the exclusive Don Coolio School of Life bus. You'll be the first to get access to our Kickstarter campaign in July with an exclusive 30% OFF, and some secret perks. It's like putting a VIP pass on ice.

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Frequently asked questions

What exactly is Don Coolio? Is it a cooler, a lifestyle, or just a really cool dude?

It's all three! Don Coolio is a new line of soft coolers designed for those who are fed up with bulky, boring coolers. We bring unmatched style, unbeatable chill, and an unapologetic vibe to your good times. Think less "office grind," more "backyard BBQ legend."

How does the $1 reservation work? Am I buying a cooler right now?

Not quite! Your $1 reservation secures your spot on the exclusive Don Coolio Founders List. It means you'll be among the first to get access to our Kickstarter campaign, special early-bird pricing, and maybe even some secret perks. It's like putting a VIP pass on ice.

How long does Don Coolio actually keep things cold? Can it handle my epic 12-hour backyard corn hole tournament?

You bet it can! Our coolers are designed to keep your beverages frosty for 36-72+ hours (depending on the style), ensuring your drinks stay perfectly chilled from the first toss to the championship celebration. (Results may vary based on external temperatures and how often you open it to grab another cold one.)

How many cans can a Don Coolio hold? Asking for a friend who's really thirsty.

Our flagship model, for example, comfortably holds up to 36 standard cans (or equivalent beverages). Plenty of room for you and your thirsty friends. Check the product page for specific capacities for each personality!

What happens after I reserve my Don Coolio for $1?

You'll officially be a Don Coolio Founder! We'll keep you updated via email with exclusive sneak peeks, campaign launch details, and instructions on how to complete your pledge when we go live on Kickstarter. Get ready to chill!

When will the full Kickstarter campaign launch?

We're putting the finishing touches on our campaign as we speak! Founders will be the first to know the exact launch date, so keep an eye on your inbox. It's coming sooner than you think!

When can I expect to receive my Don Coolio cooler after the Kickstarter ends?

We'll provide a detailed timeline on our Kickstarter page once the campaign launches. We're committed to getting your Don Coolio into your hands (and on your shoulder) as quickly as possible, typically within a few months of campaign close. We'll keep you updated every step of the way!

"Life's Too Short to Move Fast"

typing this from a hammock. because priorities.

i made don coolio when the world started moving like it was late for something — and i wasn’t. i’m not anti-effort. i’m just pro-chill. and nothing out there matched that vibe.

i tried to buy a cooler. everything looked like it was designed by an accounting department. gray boxes, lifeless colors, brands that feel like a midlife crisis disguised as gear.

google “soft coolers” and tell me how many look like they’ve ever been to a party.

exactly. meanwhile, i’m over here asking: what if coolers were actually cool?

so i made don coolio. soft-sided, because life’s hard enough. colorful, because spreadsheets don’t need to win. and built for people who know style and function can hang.

they’re lightweight, good-looking, and keep your drinks colder than your ex’s heart.

for beach philosophers, RSVP-maybe types, and the kind of days you don’t need to post about.

stay frosty,

“I need a dollar, a dollar is what I need” - Aloe Blac

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makes you feel like you know a guy (because you do - it’s me, I’m Don).

A sonic hammock for your mind - stitched by Don himself.